There's a jellyfish that knows the secret
of ETERNAL LIFE and is invading
our oceans, endlessly replicating
itself by having SEX and reverting
back to a prepubescent polyp state,
causing its numbers to rocket beyond
its home waters of the Caribbean,
said The Sun on Tuesday, page twenty three.
It does this through the cell development
process of transdifferentiation,
said The Telegraph that very same day.
Someone on The Times comment forum wrote:
The good news is you can live forever,
The bad news is you have to be a jellyfish.
This poem was originally published in Stand Magazine
http://www.people.vcu.edu/~dlatane/stand-maga/V_10%284%29/contents_10%284%29.html